A small cat was spotted on the table of the Hengens, family of seven, Saturday night.
The cat, which has not been named, has been stalking the family for years. "Don't you remember? It was always hiding around in beds and stuff," Cheryl, mother of five, reminisced. Steve, husband of 25 years, was by her side, face tucked into his neck and arms spread apart in blatant mock of the cat.
"For a while there were using frogs and hippos, too," Cheryl continued in her trip down memory lane.
If you have any information about the cat, please report it to the Las Cruces toxicity center. Hallucinations and contorted body positions are only a few of the known side effects when humans are near the beast.